Again I say it's just not me to be spending a little of my Monday morning thinking of all that was NOT Me. It is especially not me to put my boys on the bed to watch TV just so I can think of all that is not me. (who made my bed on a Monday? Not me!) Nor is it the others who do the same. So take a moment to visit all those who swear it's not them either. http://www.mycharmingkids.net/I did not make not one, but two yummy soups this past Sunday to be prepared for dinners this next week. I know it may sound silly, but I didn't. I really didn't. However there are two beautiful containers of home made chicken soup and veggie soup in my frig.
I did not beg my husband to skip the healthy dinner our church provided last night only to end up at the KFC drive through, only for both he and I to be up all night from an overdose of grease. Nope not me, as I pride myself in not being an unhealthy person.
I did not tell Eric this morning that there "might" be another toy store at the other side of the mall, a twenty minute walk with two kids one way, just to kill time and little boy energy.
I did not just send my husband a picture of a bed I think Ethan should have. We have enough beds around here, but I knew my husband would go for this one, and he did NOT just call and say he thinks it's a great idea. I am not a furniture horse.
I did not sleep on the sofa last night because I wanted to watch a show until 1:00am and fell asleep. Not this busy mommy who has to be up around 6:30am and get kids dressed and out the door...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....
If it's not me then I don't know who, but it was not me standing on the scale buck naked this morning when all four men in my life are staring wondering what I am doing, and why I am naked. It was not me to think for three seconds I might have a moment to myself. End of story. (eating all that KFC I was curious the affect it would have on my fit body...oops that is not me either)
So, as you can see there are a few not me's wondering around and I am still looking for the saint that she is.
Hi, Elizabeth!
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing 'cracklins' are a southern thing?? Hehehe.. they're REALLY GOOD but TOTALLY BAD for you! (I think it's a thin layer of skin with a LOT of pork fat, deep fried and seasoned) I can buy and send you a bag if you'd like? Just let me know if you want hot or not?(Oh, and watch for hair.. ha!!)
Your last "not me" entry =) That is too funny! Thank you for commenting on my blog =)
ReplyDeleteThose are hilarious! Your blog is adorable! Found you on MckMama and wanted to drop in and say Hello!
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Love your Not Me Monday!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the comment! I can't tell you how many times I have fallen asleep on the couch!
ReplyDeleteCuteness!
ReplyDeleteI enjoy standing on the scale buck naked as well. Men just don't understand. There is only one in my house (my husband) so I don't have to explain. He is outnumbered by girls.
What a cute post!!
ReplyDeletewhy in the world would you ever think you would have a moment to yourself... in the bathroom??
ReplyDeletewhy in the world would you ever think you would have a moment to yourself... in the bathroom??
ReplyDeleteJust too funny! Thanks for the chuckles and smiles!
ReplyDeleteThat's so funny about the naked on the scale thing. I never think I might have some privacy in the bathroom...
ReplyDeleteI am reminded of the FamilY Circus "not me" invisible little character who wreaks havoc all over their home and yard.
ReplyDeleteKEEP BELIEVING
I am LOL at your last not me entry! Too funny!
ReplyDeleteThis is too funny! Thanks for the smile!
ReplyDeleteI LOVE KFC...yes me!!!
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